Please don't blow out his candle.

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Ahhh I love birthdays. Friday the 13th was my best friend Lestat's birthday, but since he had to work that night we celebrated on Sat. His roommates got him strippers, but thankfully I missed the thigh whistling meth hags. I saw pictures later and they were pretty damn nasty. So later that night when people showed up and I was up on the top of the stairs with Lestat watching this 17 year old he worked with hit on the guy on the couch with her when Lestat's roommate jumped up on the couch and started freak dancing. We were laughing and she saw that and came up the stairs. As she was walking up them, the same roommate said that he could see her panties (17 year old, hello!). As she got to where Lestat was at she said that she was wearing some, they just matched her dress. Then she said to Lestat "If you want I can take them off for you." I nearly pissed myself as he ran from the statuatory rape in the making. Ahh good times.

Never leave home without it!

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I love Spencers. I really do. I was there yesterday looking for a gag gift to get my best friend Lestat (not his real name duh, just don't like using people's real names on here) and I saw this and I had to take a pic of it. I may get this for my friend Roxy for her birthday or just get it for the Enchantress. I like that option a lot more. :D

Speaking of sluts, going to celebrate Lestat's birthday at his place tonight and he's gonna have strippers. Hopefully I can sneak in some pics (clean of course) as long as their bodyguard/pimp doesn't beat the shit out of me.

Get a grip

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Mom wanted to do sushi for Mother's day so we went to Yoshino's in Riverpark. My sister and I were making fun of all the food that no one would eat, mostly the ones with fish eggs. Then this plate of fried octopus tentacles moved by and I noticed that a piece had fallen off the plate and it looked like some of the suckers on the arm had grabbed the conveyor belt and was trying to make a break for it.

Getty Museum

Getty
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Didn't take any interesting photos this weekend so I thought I'd blog my aerial photo of a place I have been to. This is the Getty Museum which is located in Los Angeles. This photo doesn't really do it justice as it is situated on the top of a mountain and to the left is the ocean. From the right you get a great (albeit a smoggy one) of downtown La. I love this place. The architect is Richard Meir and it took around 10 years and $2 billion to complete. The buildings are clad in Italian marble, ceramic coated metal panels, and glass. Great art collection. They have Rembrandts, Monets, and my favorite, Van Gogh's Irises. The best thing about this place is it's free. Just have to find parking, which can be a bitch.

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