Please don't blow out his candle.

Originally uploaded by {MoralThreat}.

Ahhh I love birthdays. Friday the 13th was my best friend Lestat's birthday, but since he had to work that night we celebrated on Sat. His roommates got him strippers, but thankfully I missed the thigh whistling meth hags. I saw pictures later and they were pretty damn nasty. So later that night when people showed up and I was up on the top of the stairs with Lestat watching this 17 year old he worked with hit on the guy on the couch with her when Lestat's roommate jumped up on the couch and started freak dancing. We were laughing and she saw that and came up the stairs. As she was walking up them, the same roommate said that he could see her panties (17 year old, hello!). As she got to where Lestat was at she said that she was wearing some, they just matched her dress. Then she said to Lestat "If you want I can take them off for you." I nearly pissed myself as he ran from the statuatory rape in the making. Ahh good times.